Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Sprayed vodka?I thought you were more a white wine spritzer type PF.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:10,
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Nah mate - I'm like....PROPAH SOPHIS' NOW!!!...It wasn't even Tesco Value Vodka either! this time anyway - it usually is*
However, in your honour I may ressurrect my love of poncey cheap plonk for this afternoon's Boozathon.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:16,
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It was expensive triple smirnoff is what it was... I know as I paid!
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Thank you...FYI, could you spike a little less Rohypnol in it next time please? The poor chap who found me face down in the toilets with my grundies round my ankles had the shock of his life!
Didn't stop him bumming me though :(
*stings*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:37,
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I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have been party to the bummingI refer the right honourable gentleman to the answer given some moments ago
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