Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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After a particularly drunken NYE party...I made the acquaintance of a young lady who never even told me her name, just dragged me outside for all manner of naughtiness. In the morning I got back in my car to find her earrings on the floor, her knickers wrapped round the gearstick, and £40 in various denominations.
Cheer oh-nameless-one, it was a grand slap-up pub lunch for me and my mate the next day.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:18, 4 replies)
Must be a sign of age......but when anyone mentions a slap up meal, especially in the context of some triumphant celebration, but I can't help thinking of a huge mound of mash with an unfeasibly large number of bangers poking out.
It's a very Beano/Dandy aesthetic, I guess...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:49, closed)
Low rates forman-whoring, indeed!
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Indeed.If I come home with anything less than a grand, my wife will beat me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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Cos she'll come home with at least two or three grand, every time(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, closed)
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