Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Sliced upA few years ago, I broke my clavicle in a scooter accident. I had to keep it immobilised for a couple months in velpeau bandages, which basically wrapped my midsection like a mummy immobilising my right arm. Later on, I was given a much simpler sling. The healing process probably would've been weeks faster if I hadn't been drinking so heavily.
One night I went to a reggae show and got supremely drunk. I remember sitting with the band, but not much more than that.
Next morning, I woke up to discover slashes in my sling. How did those happen? When I finally rolled out of bed, and got dressed to go out, I threw on my jacket to find two unexpected items in my pockets:
1) an oversized novelty lighter
2) a pair of shears
Ah, mystery solved. Sort of. Not really.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:04, 2 replies)
You found a pair of fucking SHEARS in your jacket pocket?!Exactly how big are your clothes?
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:50, closed)
A winter jacketEither a bomber jacket or a winter parka, probably the former. It probably helped that I didn't have full use of one side of my body.
The lighter was pretty sizeable too. According to a website I found, 16cm long.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:00, closed)
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