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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Part of a gentleman
I was a physiotherapy student. We hung out with trainee doctors. Part of their course was to examine every body part. I imagine they were asked to give the samples back, but in this case, my pal Michelle woke up with a (frighteningly small) pickled penis on her pillow.

Cue gales of laughter? No... it was actually terrifying.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:15, 7 replies)
Oh c'mon.
The pickling fluid was really cold!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:34, closed)
Tasted funny
too.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:45, closed)
Before you get to work with cadavers
You get a long lecture about what an honour it is to do so. It's explained that these are not just bits of meat, these are the physical remains of people's lives. These people have been mothers, fathers, grandparents, best friends and have surviving relatives. You're encouraged to treat the cadavers with the respect they deserve.

Whoever stole that body part is an arsehole.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:03, closed)

Whoever stole that body part is an arsehole family doctor now.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:27, closed)

Whoever stole that body part is a pediatrician now
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 1:16, closed)
Later this year
I shall be going to the memorial service at the university where my late grandmother is currently fulfilling a series of diminishing roles in the anatomy department. It's a three line whip for the medics, I understand, in part because it is felt that meeting the relative of bits they are cutting up helps reduce any temptation to lark about with them.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:00, closed)
I think we are all missing the point here
I just want the address of a female physio therapist who needs detailed knowledge of the penis.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:43, closed)

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