Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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An umbrella, apparentlyI went out for drinks with work on Friday and came home with an umbrella. I don't even remember stealing it, but it's kinda handy as it just fits in my bag
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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I went for lunch on Thursday, and someone swiped myumbrella.
I'm suspicious, Mr butter-wouldn't-melt.
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No, a black onebut nowadays it's not that hard to change the identity of an umbrella, so I'm not buying that 'Well this one doesn't look anything like yours did' story.
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It was a trick question as the one I stole was actually blackYou are far too honest for me, good sir, and I shall return your umbrella forthwith to the spot where I found it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:12,
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OK. Just remind me, of course I know where it was, but I have justforgotten a bit, where I should go to pick up
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The pub on the corneryou know, with the little tables outside
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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