Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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cheers Bathory, I was on your side the whole timeI couldn't believe it when that NickLock started making weight jokes, its almost like he read the bullimia and anorexia stuff in your profile and did it on purpose
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Shrugs, I'm used to it. Thick skin and all. Prob all the fat. I certainly am somewhat softer around the middle now, hah.
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Bathory, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:18,
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are you a bloke? i'm hoping you're a bloke(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, closed)
It's a chunky bird QWho wants everyone to know, especially all her bullys and tormentors from school that she's made it, three blokes who she vaguely knows stuck their cocks up her shitpipe at once, leaving her emancipated, and with some occasional scratching below.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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You're just jealous because you wanted three blokes you vaguely know to stick their cocks up your shitpipeand let's face it, you've never been emancipated in your life
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:44,
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