Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I
cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
(Suggested by Bicycle Repairman)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
FFS Rory!
It's just too easy. Even for a beginner troll like me.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:11,
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Ask him about the stripper who was maybe dead on a different day but the whole affair got covered up by the cia, mossad, and Jan-Michael Vincent
That usually reaps dividends
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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I have followed this story with interest.
I reckon the Colonel did it with the knife in the library.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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I don't think his pills are working very well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:18,
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I can totally relate to that.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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Mainline diazepam, that'll sort everything out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:22,
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Jellies FTW!
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26,
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I can verify this works.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26,
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Oh Rory you wag.
How lucky we are to have you grace us with your rapier wit.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:30,
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