Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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this is gold
BGBG:I AM NOT BITTER THAT YOU LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN WHO HAS MORE MONEY AND I AM ALONE AND A SHALLOW EMPTY HUSK OF A WOMAN
TRL: YEAH MY LIFE IS SO GREAT NOW THAT I LEFT YOU FOR SOMEONE BETTER, HERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SOMEWHERE POOR EUROPES LIVE WHAT I TOOK AND POSTED ON THIS FORUM DEFINITELY NOT TO SPITE MY EX
ETC
i bet bathory fancies the pair of you so much right now, shes very attracted to well rounded individuals
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:55, 3 replies)
BGBG:I AM NOT BITTER THAT YOU LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN WHO HAS MORE MONEY AND I AM ALONE AND A SHALLOW EMPTY HUSK OF A WOMAN
TRL: YEAH MY LIFE IS SO GREAT NOW THAT I LEFT YOU FOR SOMEONE BETTER, HERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SOMEWHERE POOR EUROPES LIVE WHAT I TOOK AND POSTED ON THIS FORUM DEFINITELY NOT TO SPITE MY EX
ETC
i bet bathory fancies the pair of you so much right now, shes very attracted to well rounded individuals
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:55, 3 replies)
I doubt she has more money.
Well rounded??
I'm positively rotund my dear : )
Admit it, you miss me you fuckwit!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:57, closed)
Well rounded??
I'm positively rotund my dear : )
Admit it, you miss me you fuckwit!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:57, closed)
i prefer the new you
batshit crazy and all attitude
you tell 'him!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:00, closed)
batshit crazy and all attitude
you tell 'him!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:00, closed)
I maybe a bit behind the 8ball here,
is this 1 of those times when I've missed all the fun & I walk in the room and there's just a used bowling ball sitting on the mantelpiece?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:34, closed)
is this 1 of those times when I've missed all the fun & I walk in the room and there's just a used bowling ball sitting on the mantelpiece?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:34, closed)
Still you're a lady up and a man down
that seems to me to be a better cock2pussy ratio for the multi-partner sexeh teim.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 0:03, closed)
that seems to me to be a better cock2pussy ratio for the multi-partner sexeh teim.
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