Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Haha, I'm never going to divulge the content now! You can just guess and imagine.
And fruit pastille lolly? You wuss. Try a Rocket lolly. They have ridges. Or a Feast - they're studded!
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Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:06,
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Ooooohh.So mysterious.
There's only so many combos my dear & if you were a drunk girly - none of them look particularly good.
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I didn't realise that what consenting adults get up to in their spare time had to impress and arouse people beyond those who were involved in it, especially strangers on the internet. Fucksocks. Next time I shall make sure to consult arousing situation guru, ROF, before I try anything sexually subversive.
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Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:30,
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So.3 guys, 1 cunt then.
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^ Sorry, I don't do requests, and it was just a one off. You're out of luck there, Sir.
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Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:21,
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Not enough condoms/antibacterial lubein the world.
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[insert gag about availability of small condoms here]..etc.
Reminds me of that scene in Cabin Fever with the guy pouring Listerine over his cock after fucking the decomposing woman. Nasty.
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Bathory, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:02,
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that sounds really sexy, i think i tried to watch that film once but it wasn't very good(, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:38, closed)
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