Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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OK, I'll startMy mate Arthur recently lost a family member. He got very drunk, and when he woke up, found he'd been attempting to craft a coffin for the dearly departed, by applying thin layers of wood over a pine box, using Native American designs.
yes, Mourning Arthur Sioux Veneers.
Ok, that's pretty weak. Next!
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That was not too bad. (
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:37,
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Oh god...something something something my mate Tariq used to pretend to like Nine Inch Nails but something something got the names of the songs wrongSomething something he was ultimately awarded with a trophy something something made from parts of a donkey
That was "More NIN gaffe" Taz's hoof an' ears
Fucking hell
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:39,
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MORNING AFTER I SMOOTHED MY EARS(, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:10, closed)
MORE DISASTERS I SOOTHED THINGS BEERS(, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:11, closed)
MORNING IM A FUCKING PRICK.(, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:12, closed)
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