Hahahaha
I did wonder about you. I know why Badger does it and it's obvious to all and sundry what's wrong with Rory, but I did briefly wonder why you need to try and belittle strangers on the internet to feel better about yourself. The top story on your profile makes it plain as day.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I am properly LOLing here. Aw, bless you, you sad, sad little man.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:28, 1 reply)

NICE ONE!!!!
To be honest I just like having a bit of a laugh, so I come on here for a bit of a laugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:39, closed)

Aw, daddy's widdle girl doesn't wuv him so he has to go on the internet to relieve his frustrations
Do you think she'll grow up to be a slag like her mum or a deadbeat like her dad?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:42, closed)

Hopefully she'll grow up with terrible self-esteem issues
then you can get her on board with your creepy robo-grot. EMVEE WINS AGAIN!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:44, closed)

Oh I'm sure she'll grow up with terrible self-esteem issues, that's a given
What with a succession of new dads checking up on her in the bathroom to see how she's developing...I'm sure if you asked nicely though her mum would let you have a go for a gram or two, though you'd have to explain why daddy's penis is so much smaller than a real one.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:48, closed)

Wow, you are properly upset, aren't you?
As your friend I think I should tell you that you really aren't coming across very well, here. It might be an idea to go out for a walk for a few minutes or something, until you're a little calmer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:50, closed)

No, just posting jokes on a comedy website
It's...whaddyacallit? "LOLmockery".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:56, closed)

So you're not upset? You seem a bit upset to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:00, closed)

Interesting
Do you indulge in LOLmockery when you get upset? Because your widdle girl wuvs her new daddies more than you, perhaps?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:03, closed)

Oh man you are just too good at this for me.
I give up! You've clearly been 'trolling' me all along! OK, you win!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:06, closed)

That's it, let it all out and have a good cry about your daughter
You'll feel much better for it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:11, closed)

SHAZAM! ALI SHUFFLE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:15, closed)

So which are you, Batman, Spiderman or Superman?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:24, closed)

POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:27, closed)