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Suggested by big_bluberry

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:23)
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My brother, the bastard...
My brother has no conscience at all when it comes to practical jokes and one Halloween he had an idea for a ‘Jolly Jape’ to play on my two Nephews (Then aged six and seven). He decided to hide up in my sisters loft with a view to scaring the little blighters. He was there for hours waiting for the kids to go to bed but when they did, that’s when the fun started.

Scratch, scratch, thump…
Scratch, thump. THUMP!

‘Muuuum! There’s something in the loft!’

‘Don’t be silly, you’re making it up ‘cos it’s halloween’

THUMP, THUMP, bangbangbang!

‘MUUUUUUM! There’s definitely something up there!’

My sister then said that she couldn’t get in the loft as she had hurt her knee (honest!). She then offered to pick up one of the children so that he could take a look. Surprisingly, the eldest volunteered (There’s no fucking way I would have done that!). He was raised up so that his shoulders just poked through the hatch. It was then that my brother shouted RAAAAARGH! at the top of his voice and pulled the eldest into the loft…

Cue about 5 minutes of absolute screaming bedlam, it was really mean but bloody funny!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:33, 8 replies)
Haha, fucking brilliant!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:44, closed)
It was as funny as the time..
We held a 'ghost' made of a mask and sheet on a long pole and banged it against their bedroom window. We could certainly tell when they saw it though! :-)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:55, closed)
Haha, fucking hell, that's gold.
When used to share a bedroom with my brother (so, i was under 10 years old), my brother would shout "there's a face at the window!!" and I would shit a brick EVERY time without fail. What a little wiener I was :(
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:54, closed)
I grew up with my bastard brother...
So I'm surprised that I'm as sane as I am. He really is a cruel sod! Brothers are ace! :-)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:34, closed)
Bravo, that man.
Reminds me of this gem: www.b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1208700
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:21, closed)
That's fantastic!
It's a shame that they've both grown up really, that would have been an briliant one to try! :-)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:33, closed)
this should win.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:39, closed)
This ^

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:55, closed)

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