Nah it's been great
I've learned so much today about the terrible effects preventing a father from touching his kids can have on a man's mental health, but at the same time gained a valuable insight into why the mothers do it. It's been educational, thanks.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:17, 1 reply)

SHAZAM!!!! CLOTHESLINE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:12, closed)

I also just found a photo of Rory
I think I've actually ruptured something laughing

Sorry, lemme get this straight, the nonce who criticises my fashion sense for wearing a T-shirt with a swear word on it goes out in public with a circled "A" drawn on his head in blue pen? Are you fucking shitting me?



Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Is it my birthday or something?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:18, closed)

That isn't Rory you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:42, closed)

Your chum Lord Scrope uploaded it
Rory didn't deny it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:47, closed)

You witless turd.
Imagine, right – just imagine – someone finds a picture of a complete spastic and uploads it to the internet, claiming it’s a picture of someone else, for a joke. Can you imagine that? You can imagine having sex with a robot car so surely this is something you can grasp, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:51, closed)

I'm genuinely curious
What was it that first attracted you to your daughter's slaggy, layabout, crackhead mother?

And at what point did you decide she'd be the perfect mother for your precious widdle child?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:02, closed)

BOOM!!!!!! LEG DROP!!!!!!!
I'm going to need you to shut up soon, I'm running out of wrestling moves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:14, closed)

also
KERPLOWIE!!!!!NECKBREAKER!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:43, closed)

Dude,
Don't get wound up by this - you're being baited by a comedy account known as 'shed'. It's like the ghosts in this week's QOTW - if you ignore them , they will go away (you don't have to use ignore 2.0 - what I mean is, don't let it all get to you so much).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:46, closed)

I am not a 'comedy account'.
I'm not amusing enough.
(Legless is a prick., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:30, closed)