Was on a ghost tour
in a supposedly haunted house in Wales. A few of us went, and smoked a few spliffs on the way there, so when it started, we weren't taking it that seriously. We wandered round for the house for a while and came to a room with a gap in the wall to another room which had a massive fireplace (with no fire). My mate said stay here and watch this. He went into the other room and climbed up the chimney of the fireplace, far enough so you couldn't see his legs. There were others wandering round the house and he started dropping little stone chippings into the hearth. More and more people gathered round, including the guy who was running the tour, whispering 'Shh.. can you hear that' etc. At which point my mate jumped straight down and shouted 'Boo' at the top of his voice, as eight or nine people shat themselves.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)