Moving home"Moving house is one the more stressful moments in life," claims Social Hand Grenade. What horrible things have happened to you as you shift your black bin bag of undies from one hovel to the next?
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chthonic, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:17)
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Don't look behind the wardrobe!!My old flatmate really was a dirty bastard. Never used to wash up, room full of mouldy mugs and so on
. He had been away for a few days, and I was on my way out when I noticed that his bedroom window was wide open. I went into his hovel to make the house secure, and I notice his wardrobe. Wide open, a massive stash of magazines featuring ladies over 50 and 60, and realise that the wardrobe itself is pretty much glued to the wall by ancient wanky tissues. Filthy cunt.
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