Moving home"Moving house is one the more stressful moments in life," claims Social Hand Grenade. What horrible things have happened to you as you shift your black bin bag of undies from one hovel to the next?
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chthonic, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:17)
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I had to move somewhere quickly after a relationship broke down violently, so a workmate offered me his flat while he went on holidayI knew it would be scruffy, as the guy was an antisocial nerd who rarely changed his clothes. Still, it was a short-term bolt hole and I was grateful.
I didn't expect the fridge to be full of clumps of dog hair, the grey, threadbare towels all over the bathroom covered in mysterious brown stains, or the decomposing pigeon in the fire grate, with ribs on show. It had presumably died after falling down the chimney and must have been there for weeks. Scuzzy bugger.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)
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