MTFUWhen have you had to be brave when all you've wanted to do was weep like a blubber-titted bitch?
Tell us so we can judge you.
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chthonic, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:36)
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This absolutely must win.Just to save for posterity the fantastically beautiful idea that this laughable piddlestrip has ever imposed himself upon another adult male.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:54,
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^^thisI'd love to see him sorting out any of the more imposing regulars of my local.
I live in a west country village and they are all hardy laborers, farmers, slaughtermen and the like. To a man massive hard bastards who drink 2 gallons of cheddar valley (a vicious cider the colour of earwax) and get lairy on a Friday & Saturday night ....they'd floss with him and toss him aside
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Fuck, I spent a night on the Cheddar Valley.I think I ended up fighting with a tramp and pegging it shit scared that he would stick me with a heroin needle.
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rjmrjm, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:48,
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You pegged a tramp?(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:15, closed)
Internet hardman by proxy?That's a new one.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 8:32,
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I'm as hard as a 1min eggI'll be the 1st to admit couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
But I wasn't the one claiming to be a bouncer in a pub.
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I still don't understand the awful power of Cheddar Valley.Some weirdo once told me confidentially "They put cinnamon in it." I'm not convinced that's it.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:17,
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it's mainly apples & rats I thinkI can't drink more than 3 pints of it without loosing the feeling in my legs. My head oddly feels clear it's just my legs
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Where is HP with that nice pic of you posing as Neowhen you need him?
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