So anyway I'm totally the pacifist I don't go out looking for trouble or anything but I'll stand my ground if I need to and if someone's acting the prick I'll give 'em a slap if they need it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:25, 10 replies)

You're scaring me now.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:27, closed)

I ain't done nuffink it were them what started it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28, closed)

Totally.
I'm the exact same. Definitely not a hard as fuck don't mess with me kind of cunt at all. Wouldn't say 'boo' to a goose. But if anybody messes about anywhere near me I will immediately confront them and they inevitable back down at least three times an hour. Most of them have knives and guns. Not that I'm hard or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:29, closed)

Yeah, totes.
The other night, right, I stood up in the face of this bloke what was standing in front of me in the pub, like, and he totally sat down again and started looking the other way or something. Teach him to spill my white wine spritzer.
( .Yeti., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:36, closed)

Well, ye ken me.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:39, closed)

Big softy at heart, can handle myself if I have to, don't anger easily, but WHEN I DO

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:26, closed)

Hows the Honda Accord running these days?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:31, closed)