Drain clearance
Clearing the annual fat blockage of the kitchen sink drain is a manly enough activity, but today...

After scooping all the congealed ick into a bucket I look down to see an eyeball gently float to the surface. Barely suppressed girly scream later, I realise it's a googly-eye that the kids must have flushed down the sink.
( chthonic, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:20, 8 replies)

How big is your plughole?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:02, closed)

how deep is your tub?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:03, closed)

For you leave a ring around the basin?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:23, closed)

When you wash your face in

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Aug 2013, 22:19, closed)

not the plughole
the sewer outside - horrible old pipe which always blocks just greater than an arm's length around 3 right angle bends - the shape means fat gets caught there and solidifies until it fills the pipe.

It's rank.
( chthonic, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 21:45, closed)

How about not pouring fat down the sink?
Put it in the bin like you're meant to.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 7:48, closed)

No I'm just wondering how the kids could have flushed a whole eyeball down the sink

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:10, closed)

"Must have"

(McChinaman banned, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 18:29, closed)