Went to work with a hangover.
Didn't pull a sickie.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:01, 15 replies)

Stop the press.
Can't see this one being topped.
( .Yeti., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:08, closed)

"chuck"a sickie.
It's not like you get to have fun with it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:55, closed)

Sorry ...
what?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:00, closed)

No, the rest of the world uses proper English, not descended from criminals English.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:22, closed)

Oh god, the old colonial massa speaks.
So just so we are clear here - Britain was so fucking full of criminals that even after they treid to send the "offshore" they still had too many so they eventually a had the bright idea of killing 2 birds with one stone - start another colony and get rid of the burgeoning amount of criminals in their society.
Says a lot about a nation that they reached a point were most of the 'lower class' were either defined as criminals or on the periphery of the criminal lifestyle.

Aussies on the other hand recognise their heritage and have since moved well on from those humble beginnings.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 4:19, closed)

not so
The crime rate just went through the roof when the lower classes realised where they were going to be sent. IE somewhere that gets a summer and isnt full of too many fat bastards eating all the pie
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:40, closed)

That's ok we reinvented the pie - properly this time.
Cold, congealed meat off-cuts and jelly in soggy pastry is not a pie.

We were eating horsemeat before it wasn't cool!
At least some Septics came along and gave a way to keep our beer fucking cold!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 4:39, closed)

you may have reinvented the pie
but then you dumped it upside down in a bowl of pea soup....
Just wrong man
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:15, closed)

Those zero hour contracts
are a real pain, aren't they?
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:23, closed)

I've no idea. What is a "zero-hour contract"?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:27, closed)

Contracts for burger flippers
who don't get paid if they don't turn up for work.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:23, closed)

OK.
And they're a pain, are they?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:24, closed)

Don't make me get
the puppy pics out.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:26, closed)

So now you're threatening to show me your puppies?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:34, closed)

I don't even own an poung

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:04, closed)