My friend went into labour at about 3am when I was stumbling out of a nightclub
She used to rent a house across the road from me so I was a port of call.
Legged it home in a very mortal state and we got a taxi to the hospital.
Quite a scary and awesome experience all at the same time. She was off it on gas and air, outing me to the nurses who thought I was the father. I was off it on everything else and trying to stay sane while she gave birth right in front of me.

Quite a proud moment but I politely declined when the nurse asked if I wanted to see after she had "crowned" (I still shudder now).

Cut the cord and everything :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:06, 10 replies)

GAY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:18, closed)

If looking at a ladies distended bloody bits as she pushes a baby out of them and rips a big tear all the way to her anus whilst she shits herself and screams didn't turn him straight then I fear nothing will.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:45, closed)

Blimey.
That was brave.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:30, closed)

I thought so!
It was a decade ago. Maybe moreso for a pissed up 21 year old
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:41, closed)

I trust you were
made godfather, and got a few beers for your trouble.

Anyway, that got a click. I had to be pretty much dragged in kicking and screaming for my own kids births . . .!
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:43, closed)

She moved to America but beers were had beforehand.
It was a pretty awesome experience that I would have otherwise gone without :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:48, closed)

Wow that's pretty mental GJ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:23, closed)

I can never tell whether you're being sarcastic or not Monts!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:03, closed)

Just assume he is and you'll be right 9 out of 10.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:44, closed)

I can barely tell
if he's writing in English.
(username failed moderation, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:45, closed)