alright, punchy
you don't know when to stay down, do you?
(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:28, 2 replies)

I was going to post a screen-grab from the OED, but I think I'll just post this:



You've earned it.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:57, closed)

alright, happy phantom
i thought you'd be fatter
(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:13, closed)

Strangely this is almost exactly how I pictured him.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:39, closed)

I've pictured him more as a slab-faced early 20s IT type who talks inaudibly behind his hand, never makes eye contact with anyone, and snort-laughs at his own jokes.
Each to their own.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 0:01, closed)

Well, that would be one person laughing at my jokes, which is one more than has ever laughed at yours.

It's a little disconcerting that that you've all been fantasizing about my physical appearance so much. I just hope 2cc (is that a measurement of cranial capacity, by the way?) wasn't doing it whilst he was up to his watch in someone's bunghole.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 0:39, closed)

You have to take into account that he's really not very bright.
Usually by this stage he's reduced to pasting crass pictures from Google.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:57, closed)