Stay back - I know wing chun*
And I do! Its great fun, I have a big circle of friends who I meet up with regularly and hit each other, choke each other, throw each other around, etc... anyway:

I was walking home from work this winter just gone, minding my own business as you do, and some drunk/junkie looking guy takes it upon himself to attack me. In restrospect I believe a driving factor may have been 'white headphone syndrome', as I was listening to my nano.

Anyway, it was so completely random, and so much like being in class, that I just kept moving and covering, and moving around some more, until he just sort of gave up, and walked off shouting something at me.

To this day I have no idea what he was on about, as the whole time I had my headphones in, and was listening to 'Dirty Blue Jean' by Captain Beefheart. The whole thing was completely hatstand and, once the fucking MEGA adrenaline rush had died down I really enjoyed the whole thing.

Thank you very much Kamon Wing Chun for allowing me to not take a kicking.

*/Howard Moon
( Liquid Crystal, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 18:25, Reply)