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Your Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.

They stole his green stick-on bow tie.

(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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When I was just a young girl, I went to a wildlife park. I was wearing a little black velvet skirt, that I really liked. I wore it just about everywhere. I was in the children's petting zoo, when a really big, really scary goat came up right in front of me. Backing away from that goat, I felt a tug on the amazing black velvet skirt. I looked down, and there was a much smaller goat. He (or she, i'm not quite sure) had eaten about half of the amazing black velvet skirt. I have never liked goats to this day.

Just a few minutes later, I was standing by a tractor waiting for the rest of my family, who had gone off somewhere, when a couple of girls came up to me. I had a small bag, which had a purse with about three pounds in it. Bearing in mind that this was all the money I had for the whole week, and I was very little, it seemed like a small fortune to me. So anyway, these girls, about twice my size, start asking me for money. I turn around and scream "NOOO!!" in their faces. I then continue to give them a big speech about how upset I was at that moment in time, before running off to find my mum.
(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 18:31, Reply)

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