Was walking down the gitty in my (rough) town to get my hair cut, texting a mate
walked past a bunch of chavs, after I walked past they called out to me, asking me for money, kept saying no so walked off, they kept doing it until one tried to persuade me that he 'just wanted to look at my phone' (yeah right), any hoo he ended up grabbing it and said 'give it me or i'll smack ya'. I knew I wouldn't be able to kick him and run off without his 6 foot something mate who was standing next to me beating the shit into me so I let him have it.

Result? I got a brand new free phone, better than the old one, with free credit. The chavs? Well, the police have kept me updated ever since (it was February), two of them have been arrested and when they come out of prison for other offences, my friendly police officer will be waiting for them, and i'm going to an ID parade to get them back in prison and bummed to death. Thanks guys!
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:43, Reply)