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Your Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.

They stole his green stick-on bow tie.

(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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The Doctor is a bastard
I was mugged a few times as a kid but the one that sticks in my mind (and gave me nightmares for years) is this one:
Walking home from school one afternoon I took my usual shortcut across some waste ground. I was 12 and about 4 foot 6 back then. Out from behind a wall (he'd been hiding) pops this huge guy wearing a surgeon's mask! I later found out he was eighteen.
"Gimme your money" he said, and kicked me in the balls! I crumpled to the ground and yelled for help while he told me to shut up and checked my pockets, nicking the 17p I'd saved by walking home.
What a cunt!
(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 22:46, Reply)

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