MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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They tried, bless 'em...In the anus of the North West*. Walking through the town centre outside the Three Crowns when two of the local chavs demand my wallet. Bearing in mind its 1am and I'm drunk, I casually go "Yeah ok then, hang on." and retrive my wallet (on a chain) and throw it at him.
As he fumbled to catch it I decked him in the face and ran like fuck as he fell, dragging me wallet behind, while the other one shouted after me, about revenge or some bollocks.
Was shaking for ages once I realised what happened (about two hours later). Got comforted by the (now ex) Girlfriend, which was a bonus.
*(Bolton for those who don't know)
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 3:22, Reply)
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