MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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"Give us yer wallet now"These were the words spoken to my dad by a snot-nosed north Manchester chav who then discovered that my dad, though in his 70's, could still throw a Prescott-stylee right hook without breaking a sweat.
Being 17 years old and crying in the street after having your nose put out of joint by a pensioner on his way to bingo does not make you a local hero in that part of Manchester.
That was five years ago and my dad still tells the story to anyone who'll listen. I suspect the mugger has kept quiet about it.
[unfunny joke about large penis goes here]
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 3:53,
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