A mugging of sorts...
This story is legendary in my home town. Once there was a young man obsessed with women in any form and while in the big city of London he visited Soho.

Now he had never been to Soho and was not streetwise in any way. He seen a sign outside a club saying 'entry only £5', thinking that this was excellent as all the other clubs where upwards of £45 entry, he decided to go in.

He was warmly greeted by some scantily clad ladies before being led downstairs and coldly greeted by a 7ft bouncer demanding £45 entry to the club. Turns out the £5 was just to get into the stairwell. He protested and woke up in an ambulance on its way to A&E with a broken nose and several fractures.

I recently made a pilgrimage to see Queen in Hyde Park last year and went to see the club in question. I only wished there was one of those little blue signs outside saying "**** Born 1978, Tried to be a sleaze and got royaly screwed over here in 1998"
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 10:31, Reply)