MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Like, sooo EBAfter the borders were opened in the Czech Republic my poor escaped refugee daddy was finally allowed to go home and visit his family in Prague, and took us, his little western family with him. Two blonde daughters with matching outfits (one was me, pissed off as usual that my little sister was wearing the same) and the parents in full tourist mode with backpacks etc.
So anyway, we were coming out of the metro, when suddenly my dad spins around and grabs this guy's hand (which happened to be in his backpack) and yells at him loudly in czech - we were all terrified, nothing like this ever happens in switzerland, my mum grabbing us and pulling us to safety behind a pillar - but then the guy laughs and says (in czech) 'aaw, sorry mate, i though you were a tourist! welcome back! no hard feelings eh?'
And then walks away, swinging his arms and humming.
Has to go down in history as one of the most unspectacular muggings ever...
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 10:43, Reply)
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