MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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IndecisionI was living in Hyde Park in Leeds, all of 100 yards from the 24 hour garage. Stoned out of my proverbial gourd, I wandered down for some munchies and was suddenly surrounded by 4 - goddammit - children, one of whom pulled what may have been a knife (or may have been a sandwich for all I knew) out of his pocket briefly, as if to scare me.
This required quick thinking - was it best to push one out the way and run or snap in with some of my fearsome martial arts skills?
By the time I'd decided that the best route would be to back into the one behind me, smashing him into a wall, kick the one in front and make a belt for it, they were already running up the road with 40 quid out of my back pocket.
And then I stood there for another five minutes trying to work out if I had enough coins on me for a KitKat or if I should make the journey home again first. Yes, yes, drugs are bad etc etc....
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pilchardboy, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 10:52,
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