MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I used to live in CorbyQuiet town in the middle of the midlands, almost entirely occupied by glaswegians.
when they built much of the road system, it was made up of roundabouts and underpasses. A favourite of the local teenage neds is to stand round the corner of one of the underpass with a buucket full of petrol and throw it over any passing individual. then stand in front of you with a lighter and demand your wallet etc.
there is only one small flaw in this plan, a bucket full of petrol is quite expensive (And the local garage owners are not that keen on selling young neds buckets full of the stuff. so to pull off this scam the bucket is actually full of water, with a squirt of zippo fluid on top so that it smells right when it hits you.
It's the locals that batter the neds who try this, it's the incomers who shit themselves and hand everything over.
Fortunately I had been warned
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 13:26, Reply)
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