MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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BatmanMy mate Dan is a fit (as in aerobicly) guy. He plays rugby, runs marathons this sort of thing.
Anyway in Leceister Square a few weeks ago he was using(texting) his mobile phone while eating a dodgy kebab.
Out of nowhere a bloke runs up and grabs the phone out of Dans hands and legs it. Dan pursues the mugger a few blocks and rugby tackles him to the ground.
After a few sweft punches, Dan has this low breed up against the wall - when a member of the police force walks by.
Noticing the commotion the situation is calmed and stories exchanged. Mugger is searched the copper finds no less than 6 phones on him. Hands back Dans and arrests the mongrel.
Dans new nickname is Batman.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 13:35, Reply)
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