MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I live in Romfordthe classiest shithole there is. There I was, about 14, standing at a busstop outside the station, when some hulking frankenstein chav comes up to me:
Chav: Gimme your CD player..
Me: No, fuck off!
Chav promptly fucks off, much to my surprise.
This was repeated the next day, and after much the same, he decides to try it on someone else, who swiftly gets the cops involved, who, whilst pulling up, ran over a pigeon and exploded it everywhere in a puff of blood and feathers, much to my delight!
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:18, Reply)
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