MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Barcelona againSat down in Barcelonetta on a bench to eat picnic. Man approaches my and gf from the right holding a guide book and map looking puzzled.
My gf instinctively slaps her hand down on her bag on her left and for some reason it doesn't move like it should. She looks down at the bag to find another dirty spaniard has his hands on it and a tug of war commences. She stands up and shouts at the top of her lungs "fuck off you greasy daego fuck!". This grabs the attention of the many diners enjoying the street cafe's nearby who stop and stare at the foul language emminating from this docile looking lady...
The 2 would be thieves give up and walk away casually and laughing, while my now totally flpping mental gf hurls abuse at them from a far.
Throughout it all I ate my crisps :-)
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:31, Reply)
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