MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Get a bigger stickMy friend Big Bob and I were walking to a restaurant near his apartment when two skinny guys jumped out of the bushes. One of them said "Give me all you money!" while the other one threatened us with what looked like a broomstick.
Bob was unimpressed, and simply tore the stick from the bandit's hands (it turned out to be a sponge-mop). Then he broke the stick over the "give me your money" guys head. Cue both baddies taking a running leap back into the bushes and out of sight.
Three days later, Big Bob and his girlfriend were mugged in the same spot, apparently by the same guys. This time, they cracked him over the head with a baseball bat, from behind, with no warning. Down goes Bob, and they get his wallet and her purse. Bob gets a detached retina and permanently impaired vision.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 23:00, Reply)
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