Heard on a train coming home (aged 16)
knackered in 99' after a Catatonia gig (yeah i know) between two chavvy south east london types, bearing in mind it´s about 1am, the last train and there´s nobody on the train except me and another guy sitting alone on seat behind

Chav A: Walking and sitting next to Chav B -
Oi - What school did you go to?

Chav B:- Southfields - do you go there then?

Chav A:- Know what school I went to?

Chav B:- I dunno

Chav A:- School of mugging (I would imagine he pulled out a knife or something)

Now i shit myself

Chav B:- Really, me too
From what i gather he must have managed to wrestle the knife somehow off him and steal HIS wallet, give him a few good punches and then proceed to walk past me, holding a wallet and in the air like victory treasure and winking at me while i cower and try to sink into my seat.
After that i will never forget what a hero this little scumbag was that day
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 10:14, Reply)