MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Who's the mug?One of my mates chose to live in a salubrious area of Clapton renown for its crack daddies and other dodgy fellas. Fey skinny white boy what he is, he looked easy pickings for a whirling-pupilled mugger with a gun who held him up and demanded he go round the back of the blocks of flats to the dumpster bins. 'No mate, if you're going to shoot me, do it here', bravados my chum. This flummoxes muggerboy temporarily, they barter 'round the back' 'nah mate here' for a bit until the cracknut decides to mug my mate in the open after all. Demanding all his money, it takes fey boy quite a few pockets to locate two scrunched orange notes. Muggerboy grabs them, looks at him shocked, then pityingly, hands one back and scarpers. And who says the youth of today have no sense of manners or charity?
(, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 23:29, Reply)
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