Attempted mugging
Me and a couple of mates were walking through town a while ago, when about 7 or 8 rudeboys who must've been at least 2 years younger than us came up to us. "Have you got the time?" they ask. We point out that the giant clocktower is right behind them. They ask again, and knowing what they're about we tell them to **** off. This mouthy one obviously their leader starts talking really fast in a really high pitched voice, and the only thing we could pick out in all the rudeboy slang/hih pitchedness was he wanted to "gas us". Bear in mind there are 3 of us. Two 6 foot, pretty strong black guys and our mate Simon who's short and white but also pretty strong. They tell their weedy obvious hanger on to search Simon, and as he approaches Si squares up to him, ready to headbutt him and tells him to touch him and see what happens. The weedy guy backs off and the mouthy one starts going on again. Dan (my black mate) gets out his phone and holds it out to him, and goes "you want it?" the mouth makes a grab for it and Dan trips him up and pushes him to the floor then utters the classic line "Yeah... come back when your balls drop" There's quite a crowd at this point (mostly made up of other chavs wanting to see a fight) they burst out laughing, and we calmly walk away to the sound of the mouthy high-pitched dude screaming threats at us.

No apologies for length, no-one's complained before...
(Habacock, Sun 18 Jun 2006, 18:09, Reply)