MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Got mugged this month, actually......by a big, surprisingly mean lad named Powergen. Turns out I owe him 700 quid on account of him quoting me a monthly payment amount when I moved in that was about half of what it should be. 18 months later, he brings the resulting deficit to my attention by mugging my fucking bank account for an extra 180 quid which, having already paid a mate 150 notes that I owe him, was pretty much the entirety of my fun cash for this month fucked right in the ear.
I've essentially had to kiss any and all nights out and a much-anticipated Aeon Flux cartoon boxset goodbye. I've also had to renege on my council tax* to get my mum a decent birthday present, which means I'm paying double next month. And finally, I've been out of hash for more than a week now and there's fuck-all I can do about it 'til payday. I'm not a happy chappie, can you tell?
Suffice to say, my direct debit has been given the elbow and I'll be paying manually from here on in - after this, they'll get what they're fucking well given. So Powergen, take your fast show bloke chill/zen-type marketing and shove it up your dad's arse. Cunt of a cunt's cunty cunt that y'are :/
* Always the first to get dropped when needs must - I resent that tap on my finances more than any other. If only they weren't fascist psychos, I'd vote BNP to get that bullshit abolished.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 9:01, Reply)
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