MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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How low can you go?Living up in Handsworth was always fun - the number 16 stopped running past ours because it got a brick through the window every time it made it through Lozells. Anyhoo.
Mate went out to get his weekly dose of grease and noticed a couple of blokes hanging outside the chip shop.
"Got any money?"
"No, sorry mate"
"Oh. OK"
Went inside, got his usual (Pukka pie, chips, peas), and stepped outside to be greeted by one of his new friends.
"No money, eh?"
"No, all I had was enough for my dinner"
Cue back of the head with a baseball bat and disappearance of dinner.
Who steals your dinner?
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 13:27, Reply)
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