MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Aids excuseThe whole 'dont make me bleed i have aids' does seem to work. A certain character at my work is known for getting himself out of trouble using only his mouth, this is not a sexual story btw.
After being ejected from some drinking establishment he decided to berate the knuckle-draggers employed to 'bounce' the place. After taking some stick they decided to give chase, when they caught him he was just about to recieve a biff in the chops when he cried out, 'Dont, please i have aids and im not well' according to those who bore witness to this, the bouncers seem to immiediatley put distance between themselves and the self proclaimed aids victim, he then got up, flicked em the V's and jumped in a taxi. Not a mugging i know but the whole aids excuse i thought warranted a mention. apologies for wasting bits of your lives, but you didnt have to read this!!!
Length and Girth? Like a pencil!!! What do I win?
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 13:46, Reply)
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