MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Carry On MuggingOne of my friends who was studying at Coventry lived in an undesirable part of town but had not really experienced any problems being fairly street savvy.
One day he left his house to go to the shop for some cigarettes. Half way there a hoodie bloodclaat stepped out in front of him and asked for his moeny and mobile. Mate didnt want to give said items up and bluntly said 'No' and legged it into the road. The mugger gave chase.
Cue Benny Hill Theme Tune.
The next fifteen seconds or so were spent racing around and around a parked car on the side of the road until mate made a break for it and reached his house, got inside, grabbed a cricket bat and hid behind the front door till the mugger ran off.
I blame the parents.
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prem1um is full of life, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 14:38,
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