MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I certainly got my oats that night I can tell ya.So I was right in the middle of a trip to the US, hoping to get lucky with this rather cute reporter who'd asked, well insisted I come and visit her. Even paid my air fare.
Anyhoo, the culture was taking a way bit of getting used to but that's another story.
One night, we're on our way home, taking a short cut through this alley (not the most intelligent move, I'll agree), when this punk wanders over and asks us to hand over our money.
The cute reporter starts getting her purse out and whispers to me
"... you'd better give him your wallet - he's got a knife"
"THAT'S not a knife!" I say ... and reach into my jacket and pull out this ginormous 18" machete.
"THIS - is a knife!"
The punk took one look at it and legged it.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 15:26, Reply)
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