MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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When I was at schoolI was walking up from my school to get the bus to my boyfriends. A little brat of about 12 trotted up to me and walked alongside me silently. I looked at him,confused. He then said "why do you have that bag?" (referring to my big rubber spiky bag). I gave him that 'you are stupid' look,and told him,because I like it. He then said "can I have it?" To which I replied "hahaha. No."
Next,he saw my ring I was wearing,and said "Can I have that then?" Yet again,I told him to fuck off.
Then,he noticed my spiky silicon earrings,and asked if he could have them. I said "Look you horrid lilttle cunt,you arent having anything of mine!"
He then tried to grab my bag and run off. So I grabbed his hair and threw him in the road. Didnt get hit though,shame
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:13, Reply)
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