Sex Ed
My mum decided when I was ten that she wanted to oversee my sex ed herself, just to make sure I got all the facts. How did she do this? She put the film "Lady Chatterley's Lover" on, and watched it with me. Cue squirming embarrassment, especially when she leaned over and said conversationally during one of the sex scenes:

"Of course, it's not really this quick... there's usually a lot more awkward fumbling."

So yeah, thanks mum for putting me off Sean Bean for life.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:42, 6 replies)

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( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:47, closed)

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(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:49, closed)

Your Mum is nice - my Mum, however -
Aged 11, 12 and 14, my two brothers and I were presented with the film, 'The Accused' starring Jodi Foster and Kelly McGillis with the instruction,

"YOU WILL NEVER DO THIS TO A WOMAN!"

thanks for the vote of confidence and belief in your own parenting skills, Ma.

jaysus!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:50, closed)

Films are the teachers of today's youth.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:02, closed)

That's a great way to find out
your parents awkwardly fumble about while banging
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:03, closed)

Thankfully they'd been divorced for eight years by this point
... which is a phrase I'd never thought I'd say.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:13, closed)