My mum is the church going, God bothering type.
She seems to lead a very sheltered life where she doesn't hear any bad language (no "Oh My God or "crap", "arse", "piss", nothing at all) or see anything sexual.

So when a few years ago most tabloid news papers started putting more revealing pictures of women on the front she was slightly offended.

Her naivity knew no bounds however, when she asked a 16 year old Wehttamman if I ever looked at pictures like that, and if I knew it was wrong and whether I averted my eyes from such publications! I said of course I did, AND SHE BELIEVED ME!

Makes me laugh to think that my dad first caught me looking at porn by checking the internet history when I was 11 years old XD
(Yes I know that's a schoolboy error, but I was a young schoolboy)
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:05, 2 replies)

First time I looked at porn online, the first image I saw was a straight, full on picture of an open vagina.
Scared me away for a good five years or so.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:43, closed)

lol that made me laff
I got rolled when my dad got a bill from BT asking for near a hundred quid for a dial up to a far off distant land. Not an easy conversation that one I can tell you.
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 6:10, closed)