MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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one from mictoboyYour mum is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Your Mum is so fat, when you cut her she bleeds gravy(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:38, closed)
Your mum is so fatLittle mums orbit her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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Your Mum's so stupidshe spent twnety minutes reading an orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"
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Your mumis so old she remembers when that joke was new
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:30,
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HahahaTouche. I doff my cap to you, sir
Now come up with a new one
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Um...fuck...Your Mum so fat, when she wear her Malcom X T-shirt Helicopters land on her titties...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:42,
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That's not bad at allHorrific mental image though
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