As the QOTW is about "Mums" as opposed to "My Mum"
Can we either

a) Have a total embargo on "Your Mum" jokes

or

b) Given the level of sophistication and humour for which B3ta is known, here commence a best "Your Mum" jokes competition?

Answers in the replies please ladies and gents
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:38, 27 replies)

Ask your mother.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:38, closed)

Your Mum
Is so fat her gynaecologist has to be a mountaineer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:41, closed)

Your mum has a hairy back.

(anvil, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:12, closed)

Your Mum
So hairy that you was born with carpet burns
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:16, closed)

Your mum's so big, when she fell down the stairs everyone thought Eastenders had finished

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:17, closed)

your mums so fat
she gets all of her jokes from sickipedia
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:41, closed)

Well...yeah
I was at Sickipedia Live last week and had a look at the site before I went
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:47, closed)

That is one of the funniest You Mumma jokes around
I've never been to the sickipedia live thing. Is it any good?
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:59, closed)

It was great fun
I heartily recommend it

Kunt and the Gang and Mushybees were abosulutely hilarious - I think you can see Mushybees on youtube but I'm banned from it here at work
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:13, closed)

one from mictoboy
Your mum is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:33, closed)

Your Mum is so fat, when you cut her she bleeds gravy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:38, closed)

Your mum is so fat
Little mums orbit her.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:01, closed)

Your Mum's so stupid
she spent twnety minutes reading an orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:13, closed)

Your mum
is so old she remembers when that joke was new
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:30, closed)

Hahaha
Touche. I doff my cap to you, sir

Now come up with a new one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:38, closed)

Um...fuck...
Your Mum so fat, when she wear her Malcom X T-shirt Helicopters land on her titties...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)

That's not bad at all
Horrific mental image though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:46, closed)

ok...
Your mum is so old she farts dust.

Your mum is so old, her milk came out powdered.
(mark schmark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:39, closed)

Your mum's so fat
that when I was on top of her last night, I burnt my ass on the lightbulb.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:45, closed)

This...
...just made me laugh so loud in my quiet lab everyone looked!
Incidentally your mum's so fat, I had to roll twice to get off her.
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:01, closed)

Your mum
so dumb, she think Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:05, closed)

Your Mum's so poor
I saw her walking down the street the other day with one shoe on. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. "No", she replied, "found one"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:01, closed)

Your mum's so fat
Obi Wan said 'That's no moon, that's your mum'
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:01, closed)

I find your lack of dietary prudence disturbing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:22, closed)

Courtesy of XKCD

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:11, closed)

Your mum
is so skanky, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:05, closed)

Your mom
Is so fat I want to have sex with her and tell no-one.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:23, closed)