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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Now that I am a grown man in my thirties
my mum seems to have moved away from her role as a mother, to that of a harmless mental patient who manages to twist every conversation into a passive aggressive comment about how I haven't provided her with any grandchildren.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:13, 11 replies)
I get that a lot too.
She's threatening to have me kidnapped and milked, so to speak, and will then rent a womb. Mad woman.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:16, closed)
Jeebus!
mine just chips away at my self-esteem with a constant flow of gentle nagging whenever I talk to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:21, closed)
good to know I'm not the only one
My mum just looks at me with sad eyes and sighs
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:40, closed)
She does know shirters can't reproduce, doesn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:41, closed)
Well, that's not strictly true is it?
But their offspring will be shirters as well on account of it being hereditary an' that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:09, closed)
Shit! My mum's a lezzer*
What age do you think the shirting will kick in?



*she really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:28, closed)
About twelve.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:30, closed)
Well you managed to
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:33, closed)
It's too easy, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:36, closed)
Easy AND Fun
just like his mother

ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:41, closed)
It's universal I think
Age 15-20ish
"Don't you dare get anyone pregnant!"

Age 20ish-present day
"Why haven't you got anyone pregnant yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:45, closed)

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